And I thought Kirksville was bad...

Ok when I went to college in Kirksville, MO (read: Farmtown, USA), we went to Wal-Mart a WHOLE lot. It was THE THING to do. We used to make whole Saturday afternoons of it really... There was a Sonic drive in across the street so we would go over there and get slush floats and then head over to Wal-Mart to "get stuff." Keep in mind that every good Wal-Mart in a town such as K-ville includes a supermarket section making it the ever wonderful WAL-MART SUPERCENTER. Thus allowing bored and poor college students the opportunity to spend ENDLESS amounts of time in this wonderful establishment. Then we would leave, go by the little tents set up on Saturdays outside and get ourselves a bag of fresh kettle corn. Ah, those were the days....

ANYWAY, you gotta read this article. We were never this bad but I feel like the thought of doing such a thing did cross our minds a few times...ah what boredome and a very large megesupermarket will do for you...